I've been searching online for some new books. I found these beauties, they are all real titles:
-Outwitting Squirrels : 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels
-How Green Were the Nazis? : Nature, Environment, and Nation in the Third Reich
-Nuclear War: What's in It for You?
-The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America : A Guide to Field Identification
-Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
-What Shat That?: A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity